Are you God?
The You Are God Meme
This is the reason for the lack of updates recently. I present to you the You Are God Meme!
Basically it’s a little simulator which creates your own world where you are God.
To create one just enter your name in the little box below and then paste the code in your blog-site.
Planet Matt
‘To be brutually honest I would not piss on Matt if His divine ass was on fire.’ (Montgomery Marston)Religion In Matt’s World
- Mattism 45%
(387,889,025 believers)- Auditionist 13%
(112,056,829 believers)- Glaceism 19%
(163,775,366 believers)- Gyrusism 6%
(51,718,536 believers)- Racersist 17%
(146,535,854 believers)
Population : 861,975,613
World Ends : 16th Jun 2022
Nuclear Capable : Albania, Angola, Burkina Faso, Japan, Mauritius, Northern Mariana Islands, Saint Kitts And Nevis
Nuked Countries : Japan, Mauritius, Northern Mariana Islands
Matt’s Wrath!!
- God threatened to End the World within 24 hours of 18th Dec 2011 if someone did not go and get the Chain Smoking Deity a packet of cigarettes from the local grocery store. Luckily Begley Eye got Him a packet of Menthol puffs just in time!
- On 08th Sep 2016 Matt declared war on swans. Within an hour half of the population of the bird in Myanmar had disappeared, presumed culled. However they might have just emigated. Who really knows bar Boone Ledford?
- On 22nd Mar 2013 Matt announced His decision to stand-down as God and let someone else have a go at being divine. Local religious fanatics Clarence Prout and Withers Gillett are said to be hot contenders to be His replacement.
The Anti-Matt
God’s arch nemesis was Carvalho Ripper a deplorable 46-year-old man from Sweden.
The Saviour
Terrence Milford may be the campest sounding saviour of all time, but hark He has come to rescue us from this mire. Carry us forth to Valhalla Terrence Milford!
This is the End
Tired of trendie lefties calling the shots in public office Matt sent a meteor in the direction of Indonesia, destroying absolutely everything.
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January 19th, 2006 at 11:00 am
This thing is cool, but it’d be cooler if it’d drop the he/him pronoun. Can’t chicks be deities too? Sigh, I guess I’m just a transgender God.
January 20th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Damn you pagans!! Albert is only and one God in thin world!!!!
January 20th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Yeah I was thinking about putting a her version in too so that people could choose.
February 6th, 2006 at 12:43 am
this is so frickin cool dudes. but i love god
February 27th, 2006 at 2:36 am
This thing owns my life.
March 11th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
dude, you’d better worship me or I’ll spank that ass
March 30th, 2006 at 9:17 am
you suck!
April 6th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Yes!
Awesome… I RULE… at least in my little world
Here, well I guess you rule… but don’t let it go to your head.
April 11th, 2006 at 2:21 am
yes…my camels will kill everyone!!
June 13th, 2006 at 3:48 am
I am the RADISKULL and I will kill you all!
July 3rd, 2006 at 4:34 pm
it says ‘Tyrannus(or your name,i practically dont care)’s wrath!!’ as if we were God…really,makes me want to get up and shout out “I AM GOD!!!!Obey me or no candy for you!”…O_O
August 1st, 2006 at 9:48 am
This is soooooooo awesum!! i love it!!! oh my word, its soo desturbing!!………i like it!!
August 25th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Planet chris
Population : 1,183,851,141World Ends : 2nd Jul 2022Nuclear Capable : Argentina, Costa Rica, Singapore, United Arab EmiratesNuked Countries : Costa Rica, United Arab Emirates, Argentinachris’s Wrath!!In order to punish those who did not believe in Him, chris decided to release an army of mutant-seals onto the shores of Mauritania. There would have been more casualties if it were not for the seal’s lousy teeth. In fact the only person to die was Brigham Hodgson. And that was only because they were frail as high hell.On 06th Nov 2021 God made the startling revelation that ‘pancakes are the very epitome of sin’.'Who is it amongst your World Leaders that keeps farting so offensively? Let it be known that until we find the culprit I will be pouring masses and vinegar and spolit beef into the water supply of Switzerland.The Anti-chrisEtha Dorn a 63-year-old woman from Singapore proved to be Anti-chris.The SaviourDespite languishing in the dark pit for over 4,800,000,000 years Kris Waldo rose to earth with a bang promising to half Sao Tome and Principe’s body lice problem by 11th May 2007.This is the EndTired of trendie lefties calling the shots in public office chris sent a meteor in the direction of Puerto Rico, destroying absolutely everything.Powered by I Hate God
October 11th, 2006 at 9:50 am
my god is cock .
I pray to cock as often as i can.
to be good to cock I must take it all the way.
somtime I give cock also to be fair .
Yes I am GAY
January 18th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
God’s an open job vacancy. Stupid.
March 19th, 2007 at 4:34 am
praise god damned “bob”
March 29th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
well this place is just a big mass of irony.
here I am trying so very hard to create a new world with my thoughts, and it turns out 99.99% of the world dies.
Makes sense to me.
I would be a terrible god.
I would put way too much emphasis on the mountains looking like breasts, that people would worship women, and that’s not going to happen.
We all know that although they are far superior in the fields of telepathy and mystic arts, their physical skills and survival skills are inferior compared to men.
If it were up to me, there would be only one.
and it would be me.
Less confusion, and the ability to create, rather than reproduce, would be my forte.
after all, I am lousy in the sack, and have a drinking/smoking/smoking problem caused by an overweight driven case of depression, and a mind that splits into two, everytime I change topic.
It’s only a matter of time before I have a breakdown serious enough to cause the end of the world as we know it.
I love life.
It is my greatest creation, the ultimate lesson.
But sadly I forgot to create the people neccessary to lead this feeble planet and it’s absent minded inhabitants to salvation.
I must work on that in future projects.
I really am in charge.
Now you watch the elephants, they are very significant in the ending…